Tyrion blinks for a moment, then looks at Yoren and says, "Do you think I'm plump?" God grant me the serenity to maintain my cool so impishly the next time someone is projecting a bunch of their Issues in my face. (3 years until I have a teenager, so, better start practicing.)

I would seriously watch a prequel spinoff that is nothing but the Wacky Kids of Winterfell. Seeing them all excited about a royal visit but otherwise just going about their lives in E1, with no idea how drastically things were about to change forever?